Do you remember 1961?

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Mercury Program RocketHow well do you remember 1961 ? A lot has changed. Things are different then, they are now.

Long gone are the Drive-in theater, Sock Hop, and vinyl records. You could usually fix the TV yourself by changing a tube. Most of it has been lost to the digital age of technology. We are no longer in the space race, and the cold war is over.

An energy crisis and gas lines were unheard of. You never went to a “gas station” instead you went to a “service station”. This meant that you got service, including someone to fill your tank, clean your windshield, and check the oil at no extra charge.

Cars were not only simpler and more reliable, but compared to today's standards; they were built like a tank.

A high school diploma actually meant something.

It was a lot safer to keep your doors unlocked.

You didn't need a password to use a typewriter.

When you made a copy of a document or form, you genarally used carbon paper.

There were no pagers, cell phones, VCR's, DVD players, video games, personal computers, computer viruses, internet, PDA's, GPS, or Big Brother.

You could actually work for one company until you retired.

When you wanted fresh vegetables and great food prices, you went to a farmers market. And the vegetables didn't cost more than the meat.

The big supermarket chains in our area were A & P, Acme, and Giant.

Before most movies began, a couple of cartoon shows or The Three Stooges were shown first.

Instead of having over 200 channels of junk on TV, there were really only three networks in the US in 1961 and it didn't cost a penny extra to get them. The defination of the word "junk" has changed with the times.

In May of 1961, in a speech to the National Association of Broadcasters, Federal Communications Committee chairman Newton Minow called TV "a vast wasteland" and threatened not to renew licenses unless there was more programing in the public interest.

"I do not think the public taste is as low as some of you appear to believe."

~ Newton N. Minow

In fact color television was considered to be hi-tech, even though it spent more time in the repair shop rather than at home.

But if you tell your grandkids that today, do they believe you?

1961 - The year that was...

Robin Williams said "If you remember the 60's, you wern't there! " So I am including a few stats here to show you how bad things were in 1961.

1961 (MCMLXI) was a common year starting on Sunday of the Gregorian calendar.

As MAD Magazine pointed out on its cover for the March 1961 issue, this was the first "upside-up" year—i.e., one in which the numerals that form the year look the same as when the numerals are rotated upside down—since 1881, and the last until 6009.

What a difference! It must be the "new math".

From 1993 to 2003, cable rates have risen by 53 percent, according to the FCC.

Local phone rates in urban areas have risen by 23 percent from 1994 to 2004. There was only one phone company, but it was reliable. It also was the only company that handled your long distance. You only had to dial 7 digits to get a local number.

Elvis Presley was the King of pop.

Competitions in 1961

In 1961 the American Football League season was the second regular season of the American Football League. The Los Angeles Chargers moved to San Diego, California following the 1960 season, retaining the Chargers name.

The season ended when the Houston Oilers defeated the San Diego Chargers in the AFL Championship game.



Slang terms of 1961

Slang Term 1961 Translation Translation today
A chick A single girl Profit potiential at Perdue Farms
A coed A girl who didn't get her man in high school. Someone attending collage
A minute man A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a sandwich while the commercial is on. Something too graphic to discribe here.
Germ warfare Kissing A threat to Americans by terrorists
Teen torture Homework Kids moving back in their parents home because they can't get a job.
murgatoid A square A catchphrase of the cartoon character Snaglepuss
Grody A square A form of Valley Speak or "Valspeak" by a "valley girl" that refers to something weird "Grody to the Max"
Poor Pearl An unpopular girl An unpopular investment
chicken An engaged girl A typical KFC dinner
"a fry in the ointment." Sunbathing Dropping junk food into an ointment.
"A fungus among us" There's a character in our midst. Toxic mold costing expensive home repairs
"And, that's the way the gravity pulls". means "that's life." Means you are seriously considering plastic surgery
"Don't bust me" Quit Kidding Pleading not to be arrested to the cops.
"Turn up the stereo" Listen to me What you do with your iPod
"Wave your wig" To comb your hair. To get rid of your topee
"Failed to orbit " You failed to get a date Another failed space lauch costing over a million dollars.
"It's been heaven but I think I'll jump for Earth" The evening's over. Returning to reality
"Psyche it out" To think a problem through. To drive something crazy
cannibal's cave home economics room Where a serial killer leaves the bodies
Pony express a date, just you and the driver Means to deliver the mail in an old Western
stage coach a double date. Means of transport in an old Western
Chrome-plated All dressed up Metal on cars that has disappeared since the invention of plastic bumper.
Coffee pot the life of the party Something that we haven't seen since Starbucks
"A library kiss" A kiss with lots of volume Being kissed in the library - Duh!
King George's jive is English

or the creep catalog.
the yearbook King George's jive is English - African American getto slag for English

The creep catalog - A sexual preditor website
A pedestrian. A man with two cars, a wife and a son A man with two cars, a wife and a son that are potiental targets for road rage.
The ringleader. The first one in the bathtub. The head of a drug dealer's source.
A tourniquet a wedding ring. A constricting or compressing device used to control venous and arterial circulation to an extremity for a period of time.
nest hairdoo A place of refuge built to hold an animal's eggs and/or provide a place to raise their offspring.
a splouse An extra special louse No meaning - except in Korea
A squeep A cross between a square and a creep A squid in sheep’s clothing
Pucker Palace A drive-in movie A weekend in Vegas
Skull drag To Study A synonym for muse, contemplate, mull over, think, etc.
Earth pads. shoes See Electro Surgical Accessories > Patient (or) Earth Pads
Antsville a crowded place Where a serial killer leaves the bodies
Vampire A fictional B-movie character that is a member of the living dead. Known for sucking the blood out of its victims A non - fictional character that is a member of the living dead. Known for sucking the life out of its victims. Today they are called divorce lawyers.

News events in 1961

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT:

Looking Back

Things that we know now, that we didn't know then.

Miscellaneous Inventions and Discoveries:

Things that we know now, that we didn't know then.

Wrong Predictions:

"There is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio service inside the United States. "

~ T. Craven In 1961
(the first commercial communications satellite went into service in 1965).

 

The 1961 Ford Gyron was predicted to be the car of the future.

The 1961 Ford Gyron was predicted to be the car of the future.

Just how do you get into that thing anyway?

 

A part of history:

Here is a list of things that have all but disappeared since 1961.